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I'd like to start an IPS webring and link all of the pages together.
Wouldn't that be fun?
Enjoy! I did this just for you guys! **sniffle sniffle** CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE ON THIS WEB SITE?!? CAN YOU!!!?

I have decided that since Shadow has taken over my movie column, that I
need some other column to keep busy, so I came up with book reviews! Yea!
Yipee friggin skipee! As you may or may not know, I am the queen of
conciseness when it comes to critiquing stuff, so I'm not going to make an
exception here by going into detail about the book. I'm just giving you my
impression and a couple of sentences that sum up the plot. Well, here's your
book:
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby. Now, those of you who are obsessed with me
may know that this book first caught my eye when I found out that John Cusack
was working on the movie version, which comes out sometime within the next
six months I think. Anyway, it's a very good book and a quick read. Rob has
just broken up with his girlfriend and is going through one of those
what-do-I-want-to-do-with-my-life things which leads him to sleep with an
American folk-singer and track down old girlfriends in futile attempts for
closure.
If you're in to pop culture, you'll like it. If you like quirky
characters, you'll like it. If you want to step into the mind of a
nekkid-year-ol'-man (as Olga and I call 'em), then you'll like it. I liked
it. Yep. That's all I have to say about that.
‘Consenting Adults'
Directed by Alan J. Pakula
Starring Kevin Kline, Kevin Spacey, Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Many people will back me up when I say that I tend to give every movie the benefit of the doubt, especially a movie starring a gloriously tanned Kevin Spacey (all right, all right, you guys know that Charlotte must interject
here. You understand why I invited this girl to join the IPS now don't you?
Okay, continue.) , but about halfway through ‘Consenting Adults' I actually muttered "oh my God, I can't watch this" and turned off my VCR. In all fairness, the movie plays very well as a comedy, with Kevin Kline and the perenially (Again, interjection. Although a big word was used, do not
mistakenly think that Shadow Omega is an alias of Olga's. Resume.)
underrated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio rounding out a far-too-good-for-this cast, but it takes a potentially intriguing idea and turns it into a humiliating would-be thriller. Observing that perhaps Hollywood hadn't produced enough gritty suburban melodramas in the early 1990's, director Alan J. Pakula decided to up the ante and shoot ‘Consenting Adults', which oozes so much smarm and contrived ‘suspense' that you'd expect Jennifer Love Hewitt to pop in somewhere along the line in a thin tank top. She doesn't. (Interjection: Damn shame too
y'know. Continue.) (Pakula being the man who also brought us the equally smarmy but actually thrilling ‘Presumed Innocent')
‘Consenting Adults' begins with promise...Kevin Kline and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio are a loving, successful upper-middle-class suburban couple whose lives are suddenly made a little more interesting by the arrival of a scathingly blonde Kevin Spacey and his equally blonde wife. Things get *more* interesting as Kline struggles with his ethics against Spacey's hedonistic, quasi-felonious approach to life in general, and then things get *even more* interesting when the time comes for the men to discuss wife-swapping.
I'll admit it's right about this point that I began to think there was some meat to this movie. The acting was right on and the script to this point had been easily digestible.
Then it seems as if someone stepped in, forcibly liberated the script from the screenwriter's hands, and held Pakula at gunpoint to make a movie that is all at once confusing, plodding, and very very disturbing. The men swap wives, and the next morning Spacey's wife has been murdered (it takes them about an hour to arrive at this, the narrative hook, of the entire story). The prime suspect? Kline! The audience knows that Spacey did it, but this film has such a low regard for its audience and itself that it mopes through another hour of Kline's misery and detective-work. Is the wife really dead? Who's conning who? Will Spacey turn Kline's family against him? How? Why? Who cares?
For the record, the 1998 Video Movie Guide gives this 1 star. ‘Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo' got 2 ½ stars. (Interjection: I swear, neither Charlotte nor Olga wrote that. The girl's
just that cool.)
Seriously, send us your thoughts. We thrive on the community vibe. Peace out.