dusting off the box for one more peek at a movie everyone forgot about
by Video Store Sex Goddess Shadow Omega
Apologies in advance if you enjoyed the reviewed film, but you all seem to be
intelligent people. Keep in mind the views expressed by Shadow Omega are not
necessarilly endorsed by the IPS, its members or sponsors *g*
‘Consenting Adults'
Directed by Alan J. Pakula
Starring Kevin Kline, Kevin Spacey, Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Many people will back me up when I say that I tend to give every movie the benefit of the doubt, especially a movie starring a gloriously tanned Kevin Spacey (all right, all right, you guys know that Charlotte must interject
here. You understand why I invited this girl to join the IPS now don't you?
Okay, continue.) , but about halfway through ‘Consenting Adults' I actually muttered "oh my God, I can't watch this" and turned off my VCR. In all fairness, the movie plays very well as a comedy, with Kevin Kline and the perenially (Again, interjection. Although a big word was used, do not
mistakenly think that Shadow Omega is an alias of Olga's. Resume.)
underrated Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio rounding out a far-too-good-for-this cast, but it takes a potentially intriguing idea and turns it into a humiliating would-be thriller. Observing that perhaps Hollywood hadn't produced enough gritty suburban melodramas in the early 1990's, director Alan J. Pakula decided to up the ante and shoot ‘Consenting Adults', which oozes so much smarm and contrived ‘suspense' that you'd expect Jennifer Love Hewitt to pop in somewhere along the line in a thin tank top. She doesn't. (Interjection: Damn shame too
y'know. Continue.) (Pakula being the man who also brought us the equally smarmy but actually thrilling ‘Presumed Innocent')
‘Consenting Adults' begins with promise...Kevin Kline and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio are a loving, successful upper-middle-class suburban couple whose lives are suddenly made a little more interesting by the arrival of a scathingly blonde Kevin Spacey and his equally blonde wife. Things get *more* interesting as Kline struggles with his ethics against Spacey's hedonistic, quasi-felonious approach to life in general, and then things get *even more* interesting when the time comes for the men to discuss wife-swapping.
I'll admit it's right about this point that I began to think there was some meat to this movie. The acting was right on and the script to this point had been easily digestible.
Then it seems as if someone stepped in, forcibly liberated the script from the screenwriter's hands, and held Pakula at gunpoint to make a movie that is all at once confusing, plodding, and very very disturbing. The men swap wives, and the next morning Spacey's wife has been murdered (it takes them about an hour to arrive at this, the narrative hook, of the entire story). The prime suspect? Kline! The audience knows that Spacey did it, but this film has such a low regard for its audience and itself that it mopes through another hour of Kline's misery and detective-work. Is the wife really dead? Who's conning who? Will Spacey turn Kline's family against him? How? Why? Who cares?
For the record, the 1998 Video Movie Guide gives this 1 star. ‘Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo' got 2 ˝ stars. (Interjection: I swear, neither Charlotte nor Olga wrote that. The girl's
just that cool.)
Thank you so very much Stephanie, Sally, Shadow, and BPM! Stephanie has
sent in a generous amount of trivia and quotes. BPM agreed to author a
monthly advice column. Sally gave birth to: Hmm, That's Strange...,
Whoriscopes, But I Like it Too, and It's Poetry Daddy O! Shadow volunteered
to take over the Kick Ass Movie of the Month column as well as becoming the
Official IPS Web Guru.
Also, congratualations to Shadow who correctly identified the source of
the Where's That from last month. It was "Buddy", Swimming With Sharks.
I hope the rest of you are taking the hint :D
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